Anybody
here know how to Madison? ~Brad Majors, The Rocky Horror
Picture Show
Madison Lawhon, the American original who is the heroine of
California writer Cynthia Borris's first novel, No More Bobs,
not only dances provocatively around thong in hand but guides us
through a comic maze inhabited by an intriguing cast of wacky
characters, including determined playboys, inept stalkers, and
psychic donut makers.
Add a dash of weird science and some freaky frogs into this mix
set in the mythical city of Pelican Point, California, and the
result is tour de force of frolic and fun in the life of a woman
with a "Bob problem."
You see, Madison is a writer and single mom who has dated some
seven Bobs in her quest for possible connubial bliss. Unfortunately,
every toad of a date she kisses gives a raspy croak and never
changes into Prince Charming.
Madison's mother, a well-meaning woman of faith, prays and asks
God for a man for Madison - one not named Bob. When a psychic donut
maker lands on her doorstep, Madison decides God isn't listening.
Meanwhile, her mother's wayward prayer gains strength, as soon, a
stranger and potential love interest, Jack Graham, arrives in town.
However, there is interference in Madison's life in the form of
Philip Bentley, Madison's former lover, the town playboy and a man
of charm, intelligence and power. He is used to getting what he
wants--until he tangles with Madison that is. He is determined to
win her back and funds a secret project to produce a designer
aphrodisiac which he hopes, will put Madison in his power.
Naturally, a true aphrodisiac does not remain secret for very
long. Enter an assortment of characters as mangy as Isabelle, the
harlot cat with half a tail, all looking to share that love potion
at any cost. The resulting web of plot entanglements is hilarious
indeed.
Ms. Borris's novel proves the axiom that the most successful
stories derive theme and plot from character, of which she is a
master. I cannot help but admire the subtle ear for dialogue and
attention to detail and situation with which she creates her
memorable characters:
Madison, remember Pete Jorgenson from the accident earlier
today?
He was handsomer out of uniform and Madison felt a flirtatious
smile creeping at the corners of her lips and her voice drop an
octave into sweet foolishness. What was she thinking? She wasn't
on the prowl. Still it never hurt to practice. She eased slowly
down to the chair and noticed Denny lift a brow in her direction.
The man knew her too well.
She stuck out her tongue and whispered to her proclaimed guardian,
"It's my life.
No More Bobs is a quick-paced, lighthearted comedy filled
with complicated twists and turns. Page after page the reader is
drawn into Madison's chaotic world and into the mystery and secret
shrouding Pelican Point.
What I like about this book is that unlike so many slice-of-life
stories, No More Bobs is really funny! And not just funny
either, but full of interesting characters and quirky plot turns.
In reading the novel, I found myself completely engrossed in the
characters and their movements in this rather intricate and
hilarious story. Since Ms. Borris has fleshed out Madison into a
truly three-dimensional character, I gained much insight into some
of the more tantalizing aspects of the feminine psyche. I also found
myself empathizing (from a male perspective) with Madison's desire
to be a successful writer and have successful relationships.
Cynthia Borris has the gift of a true comic imagination. To my
delight, I find that she also has the even rarer gift to create
believable characters who dance so gracefully to the music of her
marvelous comedy.

Editor's Notes: You can read an excerpt from No More
Bobs
here.
No More Bobs is available at bookstores. You can order it
through Amazon.com (Click any Amazon link following the article or
through Barnes and Noble).
Cynthia Borris, a former Suite101 Contributing Editor, was born
and bred in the San Francisco bay area and still lives in Northern
California. She is currently working on her next novel, To Serve
Duck. Please visit her website at
http://www.cynthiaborris.com.